Johnny Landgraab!?

This just in. . .the Associated Sims Press has received confirmation from an anonymous source that up-and-coming comedian Johnny Zest is actually the biological son of Geoffrey and Nancy Landgraab.

The reports come after Nancy spread false rumors about Johnny’s involvement in her alleged kidnapping.

Johnny has neither confirmed nor denied the reports, but was spotted smiling outside of a club in San Myshuno after he put on a stellar performance.

One person was not smiling and that was none other than Nancy Landgraab herself.

Nancy attempted to remain incognito as reports circulated claiming that she disinherited Johnny when he refused to be part of the family business which includes rumored criminal activity.

Nancy has yet to comment on the report but friends say that she is concerned that her reputation as a community-centered, family-loving housewife is tarnished.

Over at Copperdale High, the cheerleaders were competing their hearts out for the title of cheer captain.

“Our cheer team is legendary! So we need a legendary captain, like a Landgraab!” Malcolm Landgraab laughs.

“Honestly, I don’t care who gets to be captain,” Aria Perkins states while executing the perfect toe touch, “just let me cheer!”

“I’ve been on this team since my freshman year!” Morgan Fyres reveals. “I am the only and logical choice.”

“I love cheer because it gives me a chance to hang out with my best friends,” Bella Benevolent tells us. “Cheer is in my blood!”

Shortly later, Coach Rita Coombes announced the winner.

“I assure you this was no easy decision, but Copperdale High’s newest cheer captain is. . .

“Bella Benevolent! Bella is the perfect embodiment of style, grace, and enthusiasm! Not to mention that she is a wonderful role model for her team.”

However, one person was not thrilled when the announcement.

“Bella? Bella? I can’t believe Coach would choose her over me. She fell out of her pirouette at least twice.”

“You cheer like a drunk llama,” Morgan was seen yelling at Bella. I should be cheer captain!”

After her outburst, Morgan was benched for the next game and collapsed on the ground in a fit of despair.

“Bella will pay,” Morgan was heard whispering to herself.

After the competition, Aria Perkins and the Benevolent sisters headed over to the school library to check-out a copy of Aliens are Among Us: a Complete History.

“This book gets checked out so much that the librarian added multiple copies. It’s my favorite!” Aria beams.

However, not a single one of those copies was found on the shelves so Bella quickly searched the online catalog.

“Nothing on werewolves or vampires, either,” Brooklyn adds. All copies are deleted.”

“All of these missing books are not a coincidence!” Aria was heard shouting. “Somebody doesn’t want us reading books about occult Sims.”

Aria paid a visit to Principal Prescott the next day.

“Yes, I had those books removed,” Principal Prescott explains to Aria. “Books about aliens and werewolves make some students uncomfortable, so they had to go.

Principal Prescott then delivered a final blow. “And dear, please wear your disguise to school from now on. Your alien appearance makes even more students feel uncomfortable.”

Aria left the office speechless.

“As a principal, I have to make the tough decisions. I won’t have books in my school that expose young Sims to dangerous ideas.”

Has Principal Prescott finally gone too far? How will Aria and the other teens fight back? Is Johnny Zest really a long-lost Landgraab? If so, how will a disinherited son affect the future of one of Oasis Springs‘ most influential, yet notorious families?