The Real Housewives of Oasis Springs hosted their first Real Housewives Charity Gala and the event will be talked about for ages–for various reasons!
Before she prepared for the shindig, Farrah Wilson took it upon herself to go to Moonwood Mill to let werewolves know they weren’t welcome in Oasis Springs.
This woman had the nerve to come to our world to protest our right to travel as we choose! Unbelievable!” Seth Black exclaims.
I’ve never been a Sim to take things lying down,” Seth continues. “I protested the protester and told her privileged, phony self to get out of Moonwood Mill before one of us chomped down on her!”
“My brother’s got guts! I wish I could be more like him!” Jay exclaims. “Let’s just say I’ve got a little something planned for Farrah’s charity gala later on.”
Later that evening, Nancy Landgraab raised her glass as the gala began.
“We are raising money for a very important cause. Any Sim is welcome to purchase a ticket for tonight’s event, but let’s hope those with deeper pockets come out in full force!” Nancy laughs.
Fellow Housewife Lucy Benevolent agrees.
“It isn’t very often that a special group of women come together to raise money for. . .uh–something. I’m proud to give back!”
Heads turned when celebrity guest Judith Ward entered the room.
“Yes, I’m a big fan of The Real Housewives of Oasis Springs and an even bigger fan of Farrah’s. She’s going places: I can promise you that,” Judith says.
The festivities became even more festive.
“When Judith came into the courtyard, we all just let loose!” Lucy exclaims.
“I used to be a party dancer,” housewife Sparkles McGlums exclaims. “Dancing puts me in the mood for romance–every time!” 💋💋
“Things are going perfectly! Judith even arranged for us to have a special up-and-coming comedian for the entertainment!” Nancy exclaims. “I can’t wait to see who she has lined up!”
In the main seating area, Jay and Aria put in a surprise appearance and introduced themselves as two very special VIPs.
“Farrah doesn’t recognize me in my human form! All I had to do was put on a nice suit and call myself the Jay Black and she was impressed.”
“The sweetest young man and his girlfriend came to talk to me about my role in politics, specifically my feelings on occult Sims,” Farrah states. “He asked lots of questions and was so polite.”
“Our plan was working perfectly,” Jay says with a wink. “I hate I had to pretend to like the garbage she was spewing about Sims like me.”
Meanwhile things had heated up to a greater degree between Sparkles and husband, Henry.
“Blame in on the fizzy nectar or blame it on me, but Henry and I had to go find a bush.” Sparkles states, slightly embarrassed.
“I knew I had misgivings about Sparkles being a real housewife,” Nancy interjects, rolling her eyes. “Oh well! I can’t wait to see this new comedian.”
However, the look on Nancy’s face tells us that this comedian was not who she was expecting.
“Completely unacceptable!” Nancy cries. “Is this some kind of joke?”
“I was a little nervous starting out, but when I saw Nancy standing there, I felt a lot worse,” Johnny Zest tells us.
“I dismissed Mr. Zest immediately! Nancy tells us. “He does not meet our standards for this event.”
However, Johnny continued his set, making frequent jokes about dysfunctional families and hot-mess mothers.
“We had no idea what was going on with Nancy!” Lucy tells us. “She’s usually so calm and collected.”
Moments later, a more-than tipsy Farrah returned to her previous conversation with Jay and Aria, but she finally went too far.
“Farrah provoked me to rage, “Jay states, “but that’s exactly what I wanted her to do.”
“Farrah went from enjoying her talk with a nice young man, to cowering in fear in front of that that same nice young man! To expose Farrah for the hypocrite she is was the highlight of my evening,” Jay laughs.
“I rushed back to warn Aria that her boyfriend was one of those werewolf monsters in disguise and that she should take cover!” Farrah exclaims.
“If Jay is a monster, what does that make me?” Aria was heard proclaiming to Farrah.
“O-M-G! An actual alien!” Farrah cries as Aria transformed into her occult form.
“I tore out of there screaming my head off, warning everyone to run. We were being invaded by werewolves and aliens.”
“About half the people were straight-up scared,” Jay tells us. “The other half were laughing.”
“It wasn’t part of our plan, but Aria outted herself as an alien to prove our point,” Jay says. “That’s my girl!”
However, Judith Ward had an unexpected reaction to the drama.
“I fear that Farrah will be blamed for all of tonight’s misfortunes. The poor dear cannot catch a break.”
“Tonight’s show was livestreamed! Lots of unplanned drama, but drama means high ratings and high ratings mean money! Nancy states, before taking yet another drink.
Did Jay and Aria help or hurt their cause? Why was Nancy so against the performance of Johnny Zest? Can the Housewives come together without something go very wrong?
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