My name is Agnes Crumplebottom.

When you hear my name, one image likely comes to mind.

My handbag.
Maybe you think it defines me.
Maybe you think I hate men.

I’ll never tell you that you’re absolutely correct, but in many ways, yes, you do know me.
Agnes Crumplebottom lays all her cards on the table.

But Aggie Crump vows that she will not.

Aggie Crump believes revenge is a dish best served cold.

And after she’s done serving it, this man will wish that chandelier had actually fallen on him.

You see, I will be the one to turn back the hands of time. . .but she will be the one to settle the score.


Once and for all.
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