It turns out that Nancy Landgraab has been incognito for a reason–she’s secretly been growing a baby.
“We are surprised and proud to announce the arrival of our son–Grayson Geoffrey Landgraab!“
However, some think the pregnancy was a deliberate attempt to squash rumors that Nancy is a negligent mother who disinherited Johnny Zest.
An anonymous source tells us. “Nancy knew she was going to have to do something drastic to convince the citizens of Oasis Springs to save her reputation so she got pregnant on purpose.”
“Nancy looks amazing!” Sparkles McGlum exclaims. “It took me forever to lose my baby weight but here she is looking like a supermodel.”
Nancy was so confident in her body that she went for a quick jog–in the nude!
“A little nudity is good for the body and the soul,” Nancy states casually.
Meanwhile, Farrah travelled to Henford-on-Bagley to gain support for her anti-occult agenda, while hopefully, gaining some political points.
“I made a strong and I do mean, strong impression on the mayor,” Farrah brags. “When I told her about the “undesirable elements” that might be present in her world, she was in complete agreement that something must be done.”
However, mayor Lavinia Chopra completely misunderstood the situation as she thought Farrah was referring to the latest potato blight that was found on some of the oversized crop entries at the Finchwick Faire.
Farrah also made progress with former Riverview neighbor Meadow-Carpenter Rhodes. . .or so she thought.
“I gave Meadow my number when she told me a monster had been stalking her and her young son. I intend to take care of this.”
It turns out that the “monster” Meadow is referring to is her ex-boyfriend, Dallas Shallow who merely wants to see his son.
Later on in the evening, alien Gia Ross appeared and Farrah’s malicious side came alive.
“How dare you terrorize the good Sims of Henford-on-Bagley with your presence? Go home—now!” Farrah was heard shouting at Gia.
“What is the lady’s deal?” Gia cries incredulously. “I’ve lived in Henford-on-Bagley my entire life and know every single person!”
Just when Farrah was going to unleash a new wave of fury, a notorious Sim came to Gia’s rescue.
“You, my dear, are obviously in the wrong place!” Agnes Crumblebottom was heard bellowing throughout the village. “Get to stepping!”
“I was very aware of old Crumplebottom’s reputation and I knew just the thing to put her in her place,” Farrah exclaims, while holding a drink she was getting ready to throw.
But, Agnes was too quick for her.
“Oh no you don’t you—you– Karen!” Agatha hollers while swinging her purse down on Farrah’s head.
“Take your nonsense back to Oasis Springs, ” Agnes continues, while swinging back for another hit.
“Never step foot in Henford-on-Baglely again or you’ll have ME to deal with!” Agnes states through gritted teeth. “Do you understand?”
Whether she understood or not was unknown because Farrah hightailed it to the closest bar to calm her nerves.
“If old Crumplebottom thinks she’s won, she is sadly mistaken,” Farrah warns. “I will be back and back with a vengeance!”
Will Nancy blossom in her role as a second-time-around mom? Does Farrah have the audacity to return to Henford-on-Bagley?
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