After Nancy Landgraab’s alleged kidnapping, an emergency taping of The Real Housewives was scheduled.
Luckily, Finn Wilson can fill in as cameraman because he has been learning the ropes behind cinematography.
“This is the dumbest show known to Sims” Finn explains, “but if it keeps my mom out of my business then I’m cool with it.”
Nancy Landgraab started the episode out by recounting her recent, faux-traumatic experience.
“I knew I had to get this just right,” Nancy explains of her monologue. “I had to play the victim in such a way that I gained sympathy, while the werewolves were portrayed as villains.”
Farrah Wilson joined Nancy to add clarifying comments.
“I made sure the viewers knew that the werewolves removed Nancy from the snow after she had been attacked by stalker Johnny Zest. They then forced her into a cabin and held her against her will!”
Farrah then pitched her plan to prevent future troubles.
“As soon as I am promoted to councilperson, I intend to propose a bill that prohibits all occult Sims from ever entering Oasis Springs again! I’ve already spoken to several other council members who support my position!”
Fellow housewife Lucy Benevolent gasped in shock.
“You want to take away the basic rights of occult Sims?” she was heard asking in disbelief.
“This is awkward,” Sparkles McGlum was heard saying through gritted teeth.
Just then, Jude Wilson, who recently aged up to a toddler, entered the room as if on cue.
“That right there is why I’m doing this” Farrah adds dramatically, pointing at her son. “The future and safety of our children are at stake!”
Speaking of children, the Benevolent teens were hosting their first-ever sleepover at the time of the taping.
After endless hours of pillow fights, makeovers, and selfies, the girls decided to play Truth, Confess, or Dare!
Before the girls could get set up, Aislinn Allstar couldn’t keep her confession in a moment longer.
“My mom needs to hear the woohoo talk. She’s pregnant–again!”
Sure enough, Shirley Allstar was seen out and about sporting a maternal glow just weeks after delivering a newborn.
After some eye-rolls and mutterings of disbelief, the girls paired off to play a round of the game.
“I’m not much of a daredevil, so I picked truth,” Bella Benevolent tells us. “Cassandra asked me what my true feelings were about Holden.”
FYI: Cassandra Goth has recently been crushing on Holden McGlum but believes that he harbors feelings for Bella.
“I’ve told Cassandra a million times that there’s nothing between us,” Bella states with exasperation. “I then dared her to call Holden and ask him out.”
Savannah Price and Aria Perkins paired up next.
“I used this opportunity to get my feelings about Jay off my chest,” Aria says. “I told Savannah that while I felt very close to Jay and was attracted to him, I wasn’t sure I wanted a physical relationship with him.”
“I’m an ace,” Savannah Price reveals, “and many of the things that Aria shared with me I’ve experienced myself. I showed her a website and told her to take some time to explore her feelings.”
Finally Brooklyn Benevolent and Caelyn Black teamed up.
“It felt good to tell Brooklyn what I had never confessed to anyone else,” Caelyn says. “It scares me when my brothers destroy the house in a rage and I’m tired of being told that it’s no big deal.”
“I’m glad Caelyn got that off her chest,” Brooklyn states. “It makes me angry that she’s been made to feel that she just has to accept the violence that goes on in her home. She deserves better.”
After a heart-t0-heart, Brooklyn immediately chose to take Caelyn’s dare–to sneak into the Wilson household to spy on the Housewives as they taped their episode.
“As soon as I snuck into their house, I wished I hadn’t been such a daredevil because I couldn’t believe what I was hearing!”
“Occult Sims banned in Oasis Springs?” Brooklyn asks incredulously. “What will we do now?!”
Has Farrah finally gone too far? What will the werewolves and aliens do when they learn of her plan? Is there anyone who can stop the evil that is about to be unleashed?
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